Goldman Sachs Elevator Dating

An anonymous career banker inside Goldman Sachs opened a twitter account GSElevator with the intention of revealing the hilarious banter that takes place in the privacy of the GS elevators. Since then, the account has evolved to include things overheard elevatir trading floors, bullpens, lobbies and bars. Some of the conversations involve more than one person, and the participants are distinguishable by their number 1, 2, 3. Here are some of my favorites from the past several months….

Hey fat fuck, I already know what your resolution is. Groupon… Food stamps for the middle goldman sachs elevator dating. A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so sahcs for. Blacking out is just your brain clearing its browser history. Walking around the protesters outside makes me feel like how a black guy must feel in the gym shower. Age is just a number. The more important number is how hot she is out of Hermes ties are like Jordans for white people.

No chick wants to be picked up in a Chevy Volt. Living my life is like playing Call of Duty on Easy. I just go around and fuck shit up. Sober girls are the worst. So are really drunk ones… The sweet spot is 4 white wines and a Zanny. I heard the Euro was spotted at Disney World wearing a Make-A-Wish t-shirt. Bareback is the new 3rd base. I never give money to homeless people. What we called team building, you faggots call bullying.

Handshakes and tie knots. Two weeks of family time. Almost time for children to learn a valuable life lesson. Santa loves rich kids more. By now, protesters just look like pigeons to me. Anyone that puts CFA and MBA on their business card is a cunt. If you want a gated house on a golf course, go be some dogshit CFO in Cleveland.

From my experience, most people really should have lower self-esteem. And if drunk me is the highest bidder on a signed Springsteen guitar, so be it. Mark Zuckerberg is a fucking loser. Black Friday is the Special Olympics of capitalism. Goldman sachs elevator dating only reason I have a home phone is so Sating can datign my cell phone.

Our maid does that. Getting laid off from Goldman is like being traded by the Yankees. For more entertaining banter follow GSElevator on twitter. I thought this too, then it was confirmed that we did. Only a miracle worker can keep a shitty battery store in business for 30 years. Lloyd Blankfein made over 50MM in each and which if removed would have an incredible impact on that number and that is just one man.

My life in tech is far more relaxed and having sold three datong my startups, I make way more than that. I did just read this one and lost it: Fool me twice, you have boobs. America is going to make money on TARP you douche. Paying ellevator back with TARP funds you retard? They paid back the TARP funds they gldman with money they made. A Bloomberg report reveals that the U. This site sure does jock the Jewish welfare recipients.

Lloyd Blankfein lied to Congress and should be in jail — period. Goldman Sachs got bailed out by the government which means they are no better than dirty liberals that need government and taxpayer money to survive. Private gains and private losses, not private gains and socialized losses. He forced more than two or three, the whole point was to disguise who really needed the money to prevent a major flight from whichever banks accepted the goldmxn.

No Paulson forced them all to take money. Goldman sachs elevator dating out Too Big to Fail by Sorkin. Many of the banks simply used the money as easy credit — goldman sachs elevator dating never intended it to be used for restructuring. Do you realize how many banks received money from the government in the bailout? Plus, as Accufrat said, most banks have been able to pay it back by this point. Goldman Sachs paid the government back, plus interest. Making money for the US is a TFM.

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He did, and deleted it once we saw it because it "wasn't his style. So could GS Elevator Gossip be authentic? I want a Times New Roman in the streets but a Wingdings in the sheets. Maybe a submission seems true but it's completely fabricated. Then we walked over to the window to check out the view. Your ties should be rolled and placed in a sectioned tie drawer? Deutsche Bank always say "Deutsche" and Goldman Sachs always say "Goldman". Reblogged this on The Kinky Courtesan and commented: